Jeff Stelling aka ledge Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 It's has became apparent that alpha united manager aka Ian cruickshank has left the country 2 days before a crucial cup game tomorrow. Some say it may be due his teams recent slump in form. He was last seen driving at around 90mph along Blackpool promanade with an off side flag hanging out both rear windows. Rumour has it he is refusing to reurn this side of the border unless he is offered a box of pickled onion space raiders before each game to munch on during the games as it is said the crunchy snack is all that keeps him calm during stressful occasions. I speak on behalf of all players and staff come back Ian. And stay safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambo Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 What sh ite patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Stelling aka ledge Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beans On Toast Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Horrendeous effort. Â You should be banned from the forum,that is by far the worst post ever made on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Stelling aka ledge Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Koeman Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 cruicky was seen famming a tidy mort on the north pier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HARRYHOOTHOOT Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 2 days before a crucial cup game tomorrow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Hahahahaha!!!quality banter top notch!!think this beans guy has a bit o an obsession wi u jeff u can't comment or post wiout him putting his neb in lol beans go back in ur tin ya saucy wee kidney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Stelling aka ledge Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Haha legend. Feck um. Ur right tho I think I will have to see about blocking him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Let him stalk u its funny to see him bite on every post u make but boring at times his banter is cack!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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